In his 1960 book Waikiki Beachnik, H. Allen Smith diagnosed the symptoms of Polynesian Paralysis as "a screaming desire not to work, not to do anything that requires any substantial effort either physical or mental." The most extreme case might well be that of the Duke of Windsor, who caught the disease, then known as "Waikiki Pip," in 1920...and went on to renounce the throne of England.

Ingredients

• 3
  oz
  of Orange juice
• 3
  oz
  of Pineapple juice
• 1
  oz
  of Sweet and Sour Mix
• 0.5
  oz
  of Orgeat Syrup
• 3
  oz
  of Rhum Agricole Blanc

Steps

• Blend with 12 ounces crushed ice for 5 seconds.
• Pour into tiki bowl and garnish with an orchid.
• Serve with long straw.